Retarded Customers

[ECF]

Or I could ask for a sponsorship?

[Daersun]

I will sponsor my foot up your ass

 

please dont cancel my licenses!

[HIS-MOTHER]

I need sponsorship too!! Can you sponsor all of my clients while I still charge them? LOL

[Daersun]

As long as they stay on your servers!

[ECF]

I need a webhosting account and Ventrilo server along with that too!

 

Actually, you should pay me to use your servers, since my clan is so l33t!

 

[Daersun]

Thats my business strat, lets find all the l33t clans and pay them to play on our servers. Then because all the crappy clans are getting free servers no one will pay me!

[HIS-MOTHER]

then you could sell out to Rich.

[Daersun]

Im sad, no one offers to sellout to me.

[DougK94]

Now this is a first on the many 'sponsorship' requests I have received. This is the 1st one that has offered to share their winnings

 

hey. i was just wondering if u guys were looking for a team to sponsor in cod2. My team is ********** we won cal o in s3 in vcod. Now just got back together and looking for a server sponsor. Our leagues we will play in are cal and cevo. we will be very suportive toward *********** and some of our winnings from cevo we will give to u to show we are suportive.. just get back to me about this

[kalyse]

I get about 3 sponsorship requests a day.

 

The only thing I do, is open it up, look for a URL, check its PR and if its less then 3 close the email.

 

I get tired of reading emails where people call me:

 

'mate, dude'

 

Think sponsorship is spelt like sponcership

 

I was actually thinking of making a bloopers forum for sponsorship requests

 

I just scanned my emails for 'sponsorship' and returned a little over 340.

 

I could go crazy.

[jbiloh]

If you "sponsor" the correct teams it will pay dividends... Just need to isolate the right partners.

[HIS-MOTHER]

The real question is.. Do you realy need the write off? LOL

[DougK94]

I found this link on another support forum, maybe we all could learn a little from it......

 

http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/customerservice.html

[Daersun]

Fantastic!